Poo.

[OlivePoet]

I'm gonna go take one.








So much for keeping it clean.

[firedwarftj]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[DBTpig5]

Took one and not even 30 seconds later the cleaning comes in to clean my room :lol I felt so bad for her.... thats I got the hell out of there!!!

[S,S,FH]

why does oatmeal always make me have to take one? i have it for breakfast....2 hours later im at work running for the 'el bano'. :hangsheadinshame

[firedwarftj]

I like too po at work, gives me a chance to read the paper

[Nancie41]

i don't like to poo at work, i pretty much only poo at home, or in extremely annonymous bathrooms (preferrably with lots of noise and lots of stalls)

[groton]

I like too po at work, gives me a chance to read the paper
yeah thats because your a office jocky and not a yard monkey like me :tmyk

[Beefsteak]

I play blackjack on my cell phone while I poop.

[ryangibson]

I play blackjack on my cell phone while I poop.

I play pool on my cell phone during poopy time.

[Beefsteak]

I used to bring my PSP to work and play it during poopy time. I found myself spending way too much time "pooping", so I had to stop bringing it.

[ryangibson]

I used to bring my PSP to work and play it during poopy time. I found myself spending way too much time "pooping", so I had to stop bringing it.

Is there such a thing as "way too much time pooping"?

I think not.

[Beefsteak]

Is there such a thing as "way too much time pooping"?

I think not.
touche.

[Beefsteak]

I just demolished the toilet in the far left stall in the bathroom.

[S,S,FH]

im taking a poo as we speak.. is this the first "Live Poo" on daveposters? damn, wish i had a web cam!

[thesavageguy]

Good god.

[boarder]

:lol

I'll give a live update next time I take one.

[Beefsteak]

www.ratemypoo.com

nsfw.

[Beefsteak]

brb, gotta go poop. I'll give you a status report when I return.

[Beefsteak]

brb, gotta go poop. I'll give you a status report when I return.

Duration: 4 minutes
Consistency: semi-solid
Odor: Tolerable
# of turds: 5-6
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 1
Blackjack money earned: + $5

[S,S,FH]

wow, i think i am seriously getting nautious hearing this and see that rate my poo thing.

[Koreelove]

Beefy :lmao

[ryangibson]

Duration: 4 minutes
Consistency: semi-solid
Odor: Tolerable
# of turds: 5-6
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 1
Blackjack money earned: + $5

Nice.

[OlivePoet]

im taking a poo as we speak.. is this the first "Live Poo" on daveposters? damn, wish i had a web cam!

Nope. :p

[boarder]

We are live from the first stall on my floor!

Duration: 6 minutes
Consistency: solid
Odor: Bad, improved after first flush
# of turds: 6
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 2

Thanks for tuning in!

[Koreelove]

Trey! :pounce

[ryangibson]

We are live from the first stall on my floor!

Duration: 6 minutes
Consistency: solid
Odor: Bad, improved after first flush
# of turds: 6
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 2

Thanks for tuning in!

I think that color should be an option on the poo information list.

[Nancie41]

why does it seem that boys always have to wipe multiple times...

i'm sorry, but when i take a shit, it's a one wipe, and it's clean...

[S,S,FH]

^ congrads on winning the DMB in NJ second place you douche!

[Beefsteak]

I think that color should be an option on the poo information list.

I support this. Good call.

I should be gearing up for my morning poop soon. I can't wait.

[Beefsteak]

why does it seem that boys always have to wipe multiple times...

i'm sorry, but when i take a shit, it's a one wipe, and it's clean...

That's unpossible. Multiple wipes for me or I get a horrible case of the dingleberies.

[Beefsteak]

Duration: 3 min.
Consistency: semi-solid
Odor: n/a
Color: Mocha
# of turds: 15-20 small turds
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 1
Blackjack money earned: - $20

[ryangibson]

Duration: 4 1/2 minutes
Consistency: Soft Serve
Odor: I don't know, I have a cold. Probably terrible.
Color: A nauseating mix of light and dark browns
# of turds: n/a - one large lump
# of wipes: 5
# of flushes: 1
Stains left in bowl: yes

[Nancie41]

if i was to post my poo status, the duration would never be more than 30 seconds...i don't know why it's gotta take so long, don't go till you gotta go, it comes out you wipe (once) and you flush. that is all...well then you spray if it's a stanky one.

[Nancie41]

That's unpossible. Multiple wipes for me or I get a horrible case of the dingleberies.

you should shave your ass hair then i think. then you shouldn't have that issue.

[boarder]

Try using a baby wipe as the last wipe.

[Beefsteak]

you should shave your ass hair then i think. then you shouldn't have that issue.

:thumbsup I know, but I'm scared to have a razor down there. I don't wanna cut my brown-eye.


Try using a baby wipe as the last wipe.
This is a good idea.

[Koreelove]

if i was to post my poo status, the duration would never be more than 30 seconds...i don't know why it's gotta take so long, don't go till you gotta go, it comes out you wipe (once) and you flush. that is all...well then you spray if it's a stanky one.

wow, that's some classy shit

:rimshot

[ryangibson]

if i was to post my poo status, the duration would never be more than 30 seconds...i don't know why it's gotta take so long, don't go till you gotta go, it comes out you wipe (once) and you flush. that is all...well then you spray if it's a stanky one.

It's not the difficulty that makes it last up to 5 minutes. I just enjoy the quiet time and I like playing pool on my cell phone. It's 5 minutes of relaxation.

and the wipe thing, it's gotta be the hair. Like Trey said, baby wipes are the way to go. Gives you that fresh feeling.

[Brian Lisk]

I can't poop long. I need to get out of there, too. Unless it's messy, it takes me MAX, a minute and a half. As for wiping, I'm normally clean after 1 or 2, but I do 4 or 5 to make sure I'm clean and it... kinda........ feels.... nice... to itch my ass with soft paper. Don't you judge me!!

[thesavageguy]

I'm sorry, but a one-wiper is a freak of nature.

[boarder]

We are live.

Possible contributers: Double cheeseburger, beer
Duration: 10 minutes
Consistency: Solid
Odor: minimal
Color: dark brown
# of turds: 6+
# of wipes: 4
# of flushes: 1
Stains left in bowl: yes
# of Sudoku's completed: 1

Fairly routine. I went to another floor because I feared a bad odor.

[Beefsteak]

Nice!!!

From this morning:

Contributors: Buffalo Wings and Potato Skins
Duration: 5 minutes
Consistency: play-doh
Odor: not so good
Color: Burnt Auburn
# of turds: 6
# of wipes: 4
# of flushes: 1
Stains: no
Black earnings: -$20

[DMBfan]

sweet Jesus...thank the lord that there is a general discusion section for poo again :loco :shrug :glare

[Nancie41]

baby wipes are a must.

the consistancy of the poopy has lots to do with your diet. i find they come out clean and easy with only one wipe necessary when you eat good foods. the more fast food that's in your diet, the more you have to wipe...just an observation based on personal experience ;)

[Beefsteak]

Live poop.....

[firedancer41dmb]

Duration: 6.75 minutes (but most of the time was spent reading the new Dave Rolling Stone article)
Consistency: We got a solid!
Odor: I ate Nachos!
Color: Brown, like the beans i ate.
# of turds: 1 long snake like one.
# of wipes: 2, one to get the job done and one follow up to check for accuracy.
# of flushes: 1
Stains left in bowl: no
Articles read: .5
Toilet paper changed: no, just left the new roll on the sink counter.
Air fresherner: nah, my bf is to cheap to buy some
Matches lit: nope
Windows open for fresh air: yup!
Songs hummed while sittin on the throne: Pig on repeat

[Beefsteak]

True poop-related story......

My friend's parents were out of town for the weekend back when I was in high school, so of course we hung out at his house and drank. A friend of mine pooped in the bathroom, and I guess it stunk really bad so he lit the candle which was sitting on top of the toilet. What he didn't realize is that the candle was just for decoration, and was sitting on bed of dried potpourri. A few minutes later there is smoke pillowing from the bathroom, yes, it was on fire. We put it out with a fire extinguisher and called the fire department who proceeded to bust through the bathroom walls with an axe to make sure the fire hadn't spread behind the wall.

My friend's parents were not so happy.

[ryangibson]

Duration: 3 minutes
Consistency: tomato soup
Odor: not good at all
Color: light brown
# of turds: n/a
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 2
Stains left in bowl: very few/none after second flush
Possible contributors: pizza and lots of beer from this weekend

[Nancie41]

oh man, beer shits are the worst....

[S,S,FH]

oh man, beer shits are the worst....

not as bad as spicy mexican food shits. they burn coming out! :cry

[deludo]

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http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/181/7/5/Poop_by_KumikoKun.jpg

[Mave Datthews!]

I love this because it means you probably searched the forum for "poo." :lol

[deludo]

I love this because it means you probably searched the forum for "poo." :lol

:lol...was really bored yesterday, so i went to the last page in anything goes and bumped a thread

[Mave Datthews!]

:lol...was really bored yesterday, so i went to the last page in anything goes and bumped a thread
Ah, yeah that works too. I've totally done that. :thumbsup

[DMBfan]

Duration: 3 minutes
Consistency: tomato soup
Odor: not good at all
Color: light brown
# of turds: n/a
# of wipes: 3
# of flushes: 2
Stains left in bowl: very few/none after second flush
Possible contributors: pizza and lots of beer from this weekend

wow..haven't heard from ryan in a bit...he was once the post master...b4 shirtless kurt and mikeM

[dwozny11]

This is a shitty thread...

[clwatt3]

wow..haven't heard from ryan in a bit...he was once the post master...b4 shirtless kurt and mikeM

Wait for it, he will drop in and just post "Roll Tide"