Oh, Hi Gary!

[Koreelove]

:wave


yep.

[Beefsteak]

Uh huh. :wave

[Koreelove]

ew. well screw him!! I'm taking my :ribs back!

:cry

[S,S,FH]

ew. well screw him!! I'm taking my :ribs back!

:cry

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/andrewchatman/gary_coleman_old.jpg

where could he be?? :rolleyes

[Koreelove]

He's probably playing with his tubes

[ryangibson]

Gary!, I need to borrow some money.

[thesavageguy]

Gary!, I need to borrow some money.
You know the number!
http://www.getrichslowly.org/images/scary_coleman.jpg

[Koreelove]

I bet Gary! isn't even real. He's a poser!

[Beefsteak]

where could he be?? :rolleyes

With the Hoff:

http://www.pistachiomonkey.com/diffrentstrokes/gary%20coleman%20and%20david%20hasselhoff.jpg

[ryangibson]

He's preoccupied.

2008

[thesavageguy]

God bless America

[Beefsteak]

Oh shit!

http://i.i.com.com/cnet.g2/images/2004/reviews/918832_20040120_screen014.jpg

[ryangibson]

Playalistic..

2009

[Beefsteak]

He's busy making Brokeback Mountain 2:

http://www.starmagazin.cz/wp-content/uploads/gary-coleman-main.JPG

[ryangibson]

Cowboy Baby, top let down and sunshine shining.

[Koreelove]

he's married!! :cry :cry :cry

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/02/gary_coleman.jpg

[Gary!]

This thread gets five stars.

[ryangibson]

We need to get this friggin forum big again.

[ryangibson]

he's married!! :cry :cry :cry

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/02/gary_coleman.jpg

Hottie Alert!!

[Koreelove]

We need to get this friggin forum big again.

like a certain creator's package???

[ryangibson]

Oh, I forgot about Gary!'s alleged humongous wang. The Gar-aconda.

[Koreelove]

Oh, I forgot about Gary!'s alleged humongous wang. The Gar-aconda.

:lmao

that's EXACTLY what it's like

[Gary!]

Alleged???

[ryangibson]

Alleged???

Well I haven't seen it, personally. It's just hearsay to me.

No pics necessary.

[thesavageguy]

We need to get this friggin thing big again.
Thats what she said!

[ryangibson]

Penis jokes are fun.

[Koreelove]

Penises are fun.

fixed!

[ryangibson]

They are fun. To have. Not to play with. They are fun to be played with if you have one.

Make sense?

[Koreelove]

They are fun. To have. Not to play with. They are fun to be played with if you have one.

Make sense?

they are fun for everyone!! :woohoo

[thesavageguy]

PEN15

[Koreelove]

dong ding dong!!! ba ba baaa

[SpoonSister]

circle circle dot dot now you have a cooties shot.

[Gary!]

You're all nuts.

[Koreelove]

and you're a penis.

What's your point?

[Gary!]

That is my point.

[Koreelove]

good.

at least we are all on the same page.

[ryangibson]

Testicles.....that is all.

[SpoonSister]

this is a riveting discussion

[ryangibson]

It's actually shallow and pedantic.

[Gary!]

Compelling and rich.

[ryangibson]

Once you get the long and short of it, it really makes more sense.

[Koreelove]

my IQ goes up just a little bit every time I enter this forum. I'm ready for Jeopardy! Bring it!

[Beefsteak]

Boobs.

[ryangibson]

Boobs.

Wrong thread....

[Gary!]

my IQ goes up just a little bit every time I enter this forum. I'm ready for Jeopardy! Bring it!

Swords for 400.

[Koreelove]

Swords for 400.


This object is notoriously known for wrapping around the entire town of Raleigh.....twice

[Beefsteak]

Wrong thread....

Anal Bum Cover?

[ryangibson]

Anal Bum Cover?

That's more like it. :thumbsup

[Beefsteak]

So an Irishman, an Italian, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
I forget the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

[ryangibson]

Swords for 600.

In 2004, this was mistaken for a fallen Sequoiadendron giganteum, or Giant Redwood. Thankfully, a member of the Virginia Forestry Commission noted that these trees are not indigenous to this area, and the timber crew was called off.

[thesavageguy]

Boobies!

[Koreelove]

I love boobs

[thesavageguy]

+14

[Koreelove]

Hi Gary! :wave

[Gary!]

:wave



:ribs

[Koreelove]

awwww.....:ribs

:jen

[ryangibson]

I'm ready to go home, and I have 4 hours and 15 minutes left.

[Koreelove]

I'm ready to go home, and I have 4 hours and 15 minutes left.

there's gotta be another place around here for bitching :glare

[ryangibson]

there's gotta be another place around here for bitching :glare

I will ban you.


Gary!, can I ban people?

[Gary!]

awwww.....:ribs

:jen

Please feel free to enjoy the ribs all you'd like.

[Gary!]

I will ban you.


Gary!, can I ban people?

Wiggle your nose and see if it works.

[ryangibson]

Wiggle your nose and see if it works.

I already tried that, and I wiggled my penis. That had the opposite effect.

[Koreelove]

Please feel free to enjoy the ribs all you'd like.

I guess seconds won't be so bad

[Koreelove]

I will ban you.


Gary!, can I ban people?

um...NO!! You can't ban people! :bitch

[ryangibson]

um...NO!! You can't ban people! :bitch

Well, I am a mod. I'm just a Junior Mod.

[Koreelove]

Well, I am a mod. I'm just a Junior Mod.

well, arn't YOU special. I'm Gary!'s secret slut so what now?? :taco

[ryangibson]

well, arn't YOU special. I'm Gary!'s secret slut so what now?? :taco

:bitch

[Beefsteak]

well, arn't YOU special. I'm Gary!'s secret slut so what now?? :taco

You too?

[SpoonSister]

this really took and ugly turn

[SpoonSister]

:bitch

I will slap you in public!

[Gary!]

this really took and ugly turn

With sexy results.

[Koreelove]

You too?

you mean I'm not the only one?? :cry

[ryangibson]

I will slap you in public!

I work out.

[Beefsteak]

you mean I'm not the only one?? :cry
You get sloppy seconds.

[Beefsteak]

I work out.

I drive a Dodge Stratus!

[ryangibson]

:lol

[Gary!]

I drive a Dodge Stratus!

bwahahahh classic.

[ryangibson]

Gary!, you should write an autobiography.

[Koreelove]

Gary!, you should write an autobiography.

easy...

Gary! is born
Gary! finds his penis
Gary! hits puberty
Gary! finds a place for his new penis
End of story.

[ryangibson]

:lol

[Hudak-Budak]

easy...

Gary! is born
Gary! finds his penis
Gary! hits puberty
Gary! finds a place for his new penis
End of story.

I think I know which chapter I fall into. And I like it.

[Koreelove]

I think I know which chapter I fall into. And I like it.

you found your penis!!!

:woohoo

[Bartender]

We need to get this friggin forum big again.

This reminds me of the good old days...

[ryangibson]

Allen? Wow, haven't seen you around in ages.

[Bartender]

Good to see you to Ryan. I've been here but I usually hang out in the poster threads. I'd like to see this forum kick up again, I really enjoyed it. What shows have you gone to/going to this summer? I hit Bridgeview and I'm going to Alpine. I can't wait for that one, it will be my first time there.

[ryangibson]

I'm leaving in the morning for Memphis show on Saturday. Pretty excited about that! Water Wine Jam has been played several times...

[Mave Datthews!]

I'm leaving in the morning for Memphis show on Saturday. Pretty excited about that! Water Wine Jam has been played several times...
You were there?! Fuck! So was I! And so was Christy, J-Rock, Kate, Willson, Kimber and Johnny K! :(

Did you lose 10 pounds sweating too?

[Mave Datthews!]

Hi Gary! :wave

[Gary!]

:ribs !

[Mave Datthews!]

:brokeback

[Koreelove]

:wave

just want to tell Gary! thanks.....


for being so kick ass all the time.

[thesavageguy]

Gary is too much fun!

YA GARY!

[k8m24]

The Hardcore Fans
The hardcore fans of the Dave Matthews Band have the weight of the world on their shoulders. They are burdened with the knowledge that they alone know exactly how bad the band sucks now. Despite making up only 0.00001% of the fans at any given concert, the will proudly display their love for the band by sitting down during “Old Dirty Road” and yelling obscenities at anyone who doesn’t seem to understand the greatness that is “The Dreaming Tree.”

Pointless online battles regarding the best venue DMB has ever played at is also a favorite hobby of the hardcores. These discussions usually include debates filled with statistics such as: the number of douches per capita attending, best view, the rarity value of songs played (which are quickly consulted and confirmed via the DMBAlmanac) and, most importantly, the ratio of girls wearing Abercrombie to the number of males not wearing a combination of Abercrombie and aviators.

Hardcores are, according to their own judgment, “the shit.” They have devoted years of their lives to trading and downloading shows, so that one day they might be able to tell potential girlfriends that they have every single DMB, D&T, D&F, and DM Solo show ever recorded. They are also highly regarded for their encyclopedic knowledge. Don’t ever try to tell a hardcore that Béla Fleck first guested with DMB on 12.27.96. Don’t you know that it was 12.28.96, dumbass?

A key component to being a hardcore DMB fan is knowing the difference between good music and bad music. In fact, this is very simple. Anything the band wrote between 1991 and 2000 (and the 2004 songs) is good music, while virtually everything written after 2001 is bad music. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong, and has no taste in music.

The Internet gave rise to several websites devoted to bitching about the band. During the early years of the ‘00s, a enormous Internet war was waged between the various message boards. However, as soon as TheAntsGoMarching.org began to offer free beer, rival websites began collapsing left and right. Ants now reigns supreme over all other DMB fan sites. It offers users the opportunity to check out the latest news of what the band is doing wrong in the studio (most of which is determined by spinning the famous AntsGoMarching wheel of half-truths), song stats so that you can show your friends what percentage of your shows have been ruined by Everyday and Stand Up tunes, and a message board where members can discuss all things Radiohead (as well as perpetually wish some guy called Gary! a belated happy birthday). The people who run Ants are the shit, and you would be a fool to think otherwise.

Also, you're not a hardcore fan unless you use acronyms for songs/albums by the band. For examples, DMB (another acronym) fans call the song The Best of Around BOA, like the snake, because they're too lazy to type out the whole song title. Even songs that have short song titles need an acronym. Example: Jimi Thing (known as JT by hardcore fans).


Stan the Man The title of Greatest DMB Fan Ever is currently held by Stan the Man. Stan received his title in early 2009, after a daring operation in which he infiltrated the band's recording sessions for the upcoming release, What New Album. On the night of February 8th, Stan arrived at the band's recording studio, located in a top-secret compound guarded by CIA paramilitaries. Stan successfully evaded the guards, defeated a mountain lion that Cavallo used to guard the inner perimeter, and was able to outsmart a sphinx that blocked the entrance to the control room. There, he pushed the record button, grabbed Dave's guitar, and played Crazy-Easy, in the hopes that it would make it as the album's first single. He then departed, leaving no trace of his presence other than some tickets to a Hornets game.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dave_matthews_band

[DMBTattoo]

hahaha i love it

[Mave Datthews!]

Wow. :lol