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DMB22JEEP
Oct 2, 2008, 08:36 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews_Band
melissann
Oct 3, 2008, 08:45 AM
"It offers users the opportunity to check out the latest news of what the band is doing wrong in the studio, song stats so that you can show your friends what percentage of your shows have been ruined by Everyday and Stand Up tunes, and a message board where members can discuss all things Radiohead (as well as perpetually wish some guy called Gary! a belated happy birthday)."

:lol
DMBfan
Oct 3, 2008, 08:48 AM
oh man, that was a good laugh.

I love the bio on Boyd:

"Boyd Tinsley – (Violin, Dreads) Boyd Tinsley is the father of tennis greats Venus and Serena Williams. He joined the band after failing to defeat Arnold Schwartzenegger in the body building championship that determined the California gubernatorial election. It is widely known among fans that Boyd was born with three legs, one of which he hides beneath a jungle of giant pubic dreadlocks. In his spare time, he wrestles on WWE as "Booker T." "
DMBfan
Oct 3, 2008, 08:50 AM
"It offers users the opportunity to check out the latest news of what the band is doing wrong in the studio, song stats so that you can show your friends what percentage of your shows have been ruined by Everyday and Stand Up tunes, and a message board where members can discuss all things Radiohead (as well as perpetually wish some guy called Gary! a belated happy birthday)."

:lol

Ha ha! Just read that, Happy Birthday Gary!
ryangibson
Oct 3, 2008, 09:02 AM
:lol :lol :lol
ryangibson
Oct 3, 2008, 09:07 AM
"Dave has made many TV and movie cameos always portraying a retard or a homo."

"Contrary to popular belief, DMB has only written two songs in their entire careers - "Ants Go Marching" and "The Weed Song". Every other song is a remixed, "jammed-out" version of one of the original two songs. Anyone who hates Dave Matthews Band is obviously a loser and a fag."

hahahahahahaha
DMBfan
Oct 3, 2008, 09:57 AM
"Dave has made many TV and movie cameos always portraying a retard or a homo."

"Contrary to popular belief, DMB has only written two songs in their entire careers - "Ants Go Marching" and "The Weed Song". Every other song is a remixed, "jammed-out" version of one of the original two songs. Anyone who hates Dave Matthews Band is obviously a loser and a fag."

hahahahahahaha

hahahaha