:ribs

[Rob D]

I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.

[seekupig]

I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.

liar.:ribs

[StinkyPinky]

:ribs

[Rob D]

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet.

[thepostess]

Those are Gary!'s ribs aren't they?

[JenLuvsDMB]

Hahahahahahah!

:ribs

[steffie224]

Hey my ribs, it seems your bones are troubled. care to share, a bite with me.

say your feeling moist and so a good idea would be to get up off my plate.

[Rob D]

Hey my ribs, it seems your bones are troubled. care to share, a bite with me.

say your feeling moist and so a good idea would be to get up off my plate.

:lmao

[steffie224]

I think I'm funny.

[THE Chad]

Hey my ribs, it seems your bones are troubled. care to share, a bite with me.

say your feeling moist and so a good idea would be to get up off my plate.

:lol

cute Steph! ;)

[fatejd]

I think I'm funny.
because you are!

:lmao

[Hudak-Budak]

It's a formidable scent...it stings the nostrils. In a good way.

[Rob D]

He'll be there. It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.

[seekupig]

It's a formidable scent...it stings the nostrils.


we're not talking about room 204 at the Fairfield.

[Hudak-Budak]

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

[steffie224]

we're not talking about room 204 at the Fairfield.

I had a ton of boogers after that one, too.

[Koreelove]

why am I not suprised by this thread?

:ribs

[boarder]

:lmao

:ribs

[SeanTrantham]

I hate being lost

[steffie224]

All you can do Sean is just go with it.

[Katie Brady]

Hey my ribs, it seems your bones are troubled. care to share, a bite with me.

say your feeling moist and so a good idea would be to get up off my plate.

hahahahhahahahahahah x 1000000000
:lmao

[Koreelove]

I rib everyone...................equally

[Janelle]

Maybe don't wear a bra next time

[Janelle]

:ribs

[StinkyPinky]

:ribs

I'm hungry now.

[Koreelove]

hi Janelle :wave

[Koreelove]

you know who has the BEST :ribs?

Houstins....holy cow, they are awesome. Best I've ever had!

[StinkyPinky]

Pinky Licken' good.......

[fatejd]

I'm ribbed for her pleasure.



I know, lame :glare

[Janelle]

hi Janelle :wave
Hi Miss Sadie!!! I ribs you.

[Koreelove]

Hi Miss Sadie!!! I ribs you.

I rib you more....

damn, this rib thing is well.....making me sweat


yikes

[steffie224]

hahahahhahahahahahah x 1000000000
:lmao

oh, I have more where that came from. Gary! is my inspiration.

[angelces]

wasn't there

Ribs in every direction

no ribs exchanged no time to exchange them
and all the little ribs go marching

[OlivePoet]

:ribs

Good lord. :lmao

[Gary!]

I approve of this thread.

:ribs

[MungMan]

i thought you or hudak had your bottom 2 ribs removed so could perform fellatio on yourself.

[Siserilla]

i made ribs today in class.

[GSUdawg521]

Ha
Mouth open wide
Oh so good I'll eat you
Take you for a bite
With your sweet delicious
Perfect saucy bones
Then I'll lick my fingers
There will be no mess
Cause I do my best to eat you
Allllll

edit: :ribs

[StinkyPinky]

Oh look at how she eats them
She says nothing of being full
She just goes stumbling thru her rib rack
staring out onto the grill

She thinks......Hey!
How did I get so sticky?
Am I supposed to wipe it off myself
To get my face clean?

[GSUdawg521]

She thinks......Hey!
How did I get so sticky?
Am I supposed to wipe it off myself
To get my face clean?

No, you were supposed to take it all in the mouth like a real woman!

[StinkyPinky]

No, you were supposed to take it all in the mouth like a real woman!

Ha! :lol

BBQ sauce, buddy, BBQ sauce. :sob

[GSUdawg521]

Ha! :lol

BBQ sauce, buddy, BBQ sauce. :sob

Umm... yeah? What, did you think I was refering to something else? What ever else could I possibly have been referring to? :confused

[Hudak-Budak]

Don't go on the next plate the next plate

Love ribs cause I can't stop
I need ribs cause it won't stop
I love ribs, cause I cause I can't stop
Don't wanna thank the waitress, but it won't stop
I'm like a junkie for ribs, baby

I have tripped and fallen into
This not beautiful but beautiful
I have found myself in a beautiful place
But I know that I will lose my soul

So hungry, you make me
So hungry, you make me
So hungry, you make me
I surrender
I'm cold like a junkie for ribs
I burn just like a junkie for ribs, baby

I love ribs cause I can't stop
And I need ribs, but it won't stop
Oh I don't want to thank the waitress, but I but I can't stop
You know that I want to leave ribs, oh, but it won't stop
I'm like a junkie for ribs baby

Let them marinate
Let them stay marinating
Let them marinate
Let them stay
Late nite, deep sauce
Deep fire, you cook

So hungry, you make me
So hungry, you make me
so hungry, you make me
I surrender
I'm cold like a junkie for ribs
You know, I burn like a junkie for ribs, baby

Love ribs cause I can't stop
You know, I need ribs, cause it won't stop
No I don't want to have ribs, but I but I can't stop
Don't wanna love ribs, but it won't stop
I'm like a junkie for ribs baby

Love ribs but it won't stop
Oh I don't want to need ribs, but I can't stop
Don't wanna have ribs, but I but I can't stop
You know, I'd love to leave ribs but it won't stop
I'm like a junkie for ribs baby

Love ribs, you know I love ribs
Can't stop
Gonna leave steak, but it won't stop
I love ribs, cause I can't stop
Won't stop
Can't stop

[fatejd]

Umm... yeah? What, did you think I was refering to something else? What ever else could I possibly have been referring to? :confused
Yeah, Stinky, there are things to do other than sex! Oh, wait, I think about it constantly, so I guess I'm wrong. Oh well.

[fatejd]

That's a great one Ryan :lol

[GSUdawg521]

:lol At that one Ryan, I gotta come up with another. I do this sorta thing all the time

[Hudak-Budak]

So tell us, are you satisfied with napkins?
Moist towelette, moist towelette, moist towelette...
I'm wiping with you!
Messy as hell! Messy as hell! Messy as hell...

[Mave Datthews!]

God dammit, now I have a huge craving for them.

[seekupig]

:lol At that one Ryan, I gotta come up with another. I do this sorta thing all the time

Hunger For The Great Rack.....

do it.

[GSUdawg521]

Sittin on my wooden chair
Hopin you comin to my table again
On your way from the kitchen
Got me feelin like a kid
Cause I'm hungry and I just wanna dig in
But I'm not gonna say "hey, ma'am?"

I fall so hard inside the idea of ribs
That's why with ribs can't keep my face clean
Wanna stop but I think I'll have another rack
I fall so hard inside the idea of ribs

[Rob D]

this is the greatest thread ever created.

[seekupig]

this is the greatest thread ever created.


:thumbsup :ribs

[Mave Datthews!]

Fucking crap... I really want some.

Damn ribs... with their sweet, spicy, hickory-smoked goodness... AAAAAAGH!!! :shakefist

[GSUdawg521]

She is a wicked dish, yes she is
She said "I'm gonna make you make a mess of yourself"
She said to "eat me! Might have to give up your fries"
But I was thinking "I'd like to add another side... of ribs"

I'll eat your ribs if you grill them up
You make me crazy, baby, I'm filled up
And if I'm still hungry I don't wanna stop
I'd pay $20 just to have your grub
I'll eat your ribs if you grill them up
I'll lick your bones, I'm not, shy shy, shy shy

[Janelle]

Plaid ribs are great :ribs

[Mel4AU]

Plaid ribs are great :ribs

Ohhh yeah, plaid. I thought Christmas tree lights. Plaid is so spot-on.

[Rob D]

She is a wicked dish, yes she is
She said "I'm gonna make you make a mess of yourself"
She said to "eat me! Might have to give up your fries"
But I was thinking "I'd like to add another side... of ribs"

I'll eat your ribs if you grill them up
You make me crazy, baby, I'm filled up
And if I'm still hungry I don't wanna stop
I'd pay $20 just to have your grub
I'll eat your ribs if you grill them up
I'll lick your bones, I'm not, shy shy, shy shy

i like this better than the actual breakfree.

[Rob D]

Plaid ribs are great :ribs

act like you never had plaid ribs...

[seekupig]

Plaid ribs are great :ribs

I :ribs you.

[Janelle]

act like you never had plaid ribs...
Pshhhh I invented plaid ribs.

[Janelle]

I :ribs you.

I :ribs you more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[fatejd]

I must be the only person here who doesn't like ribs :shrug

[Janelle]

I must be the only person here who doesn't like ribs :shrug
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

[fatejd]

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
:lol

Now I really am scared :runsoutofthread

[Rob D]

i killed a man with a trident

[seekupig]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

- Jack Handy

[Janelle]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

- Jack Handy
:lmao

Shut up, ribs.

[ryangibson]

Why'd you say that Rob? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Rob D, I hate you

[Hudak-Budak]

i killed a man with a trident

Where'd you get a grenade?

[seekupig]

Where'd you get a grenade?


i usually find a grenade mixed in with a group of hot chicks at last call on saturday night. then me and my boys draw straws to see who's "saving private ryan...."

[Rob D]

Where'd you get a grenade?

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they’re thinking, you can throw a real grenade.

-jack handy

[Rob D]

i'm thinking from top to bottom this thread will win TOTY.

[Siserilla]

i think you're wrong.

[Hudak-Budak]

I think it's a distinct possibility.

[Rob D]

i think you're wrong.

why, cause florida is better?

[Siserilla]

why, cause florida is better?

that's what my shampoo says.

[Hudak-Budak]

that's what my shampoo says.

Right in the eyeball.

[Rob D]

that's what my shampoo says.

i swear on my life if i meet up w/ that shampoo bottle again, i'm gonna squeeze the shit out of it.

[Siserilla]

i swear on my life if i meet up w/ that shampoo bottle again, i'm gonna squeeze the shit out of it.

how close was my shampoo bottle to your face? can it really squirt that far?

[Janelle]

why, cause florida is better?
:lol :lol

[Rob D]

how close was my shampoo bottle to your face? can it really squirt that far?

literally 2 feet. i popped the lid and the rogue shampoo shot blasted at warp speed directly into my eye.

[Janelle]

All this talk is turning me on.

[Siserilla]

literally 2 feet. i popped the lid and the rogue shampoo shot blasted at warp speed directly into my eye.

i think you were jacking off and it squirted you in the eye. don't blame it on my innocent shampoo.

[GSUdawg521]

You should change your username to Rib D

[Rob D]

You should change your username to Rib D


already talked about that this past weekend...glad you reminded me.

[Rob D]

i think you were jacking off and it squirted you in the eye. don't blame it on my innocent shampoo.


and i jacked off after the eye incident...directly back into the bottle. sorry for who ever used it after me.

[ryangibson]

i think you were jacking off and it squirted you in the eye. don't blame it on my innocent shampoo.

No shame in that

[Rob D]

No shame in that

even if i was murdering a goat your shampoo had no business getting involved.

[GSUdawg521]

already talked about that this past weekend...glad you reminded me.

:lol :lmao :lol I burst out laughing when I looked back at the main page and saw last post in this thread by "Rib D"

:lol

[Rob D]

the one and only...

[angelces]

this is the greatest thread ever created.
:thumbsup

[angelces]

the one and only...
now all the chicks will want to eat you.

[Janelle]

now all the chicks will want to eat you.
Just the girls? Please.

[Hudak-Budak]

Great name change, Ribbed.

[Hudak-Budak]

Just the girls? Please.

Seriously, Rob. You're not giving me enough credit.

[angelces]

Just the girls? Please.
Mr Ribbert goes both ways. i forgot about the hudak-gary-ribs orgy after night 1

[Rob D]

Seriously, Rob. You're not giving me enough credit.

i didn't say a word about women only. you give great head.

[steffie224]

:lol Rib D. :lol

[angelces]

Jen needs to change her name to Ribs McGee

[Janelle]

i didn't say a word about women only. you give great head.
:blah

http://www.daveposters.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35781&postcount=16

[Hudak-Budak]

Mr Ribbert goes both ways. i forgot about the hudak-gary-ribs orgy after night 1

One of the defining moments of my young life.

[Janelle]

Jen needs to change her name to Ribs McGee
Ribs MGee is on vacation.

[angelces]

Ribs MGee is on vacation.
:lmao

[GSUdawg521]

I could become Jayrib521 :lol (no, please don't!)

[Janelle]

The rib backlash is going to be swift and mighty.

[Gary!]

:ribs!

[MungMan]

i rubbed ribs all over my special no-no place.


it really was not as weird as i thought it would be.

[Hudak-Budak]

i rubbed ribs all over my special no-no place.


it really was not as weird as i thought it would be.

And added flavor for me.

[MungMan]

man, i hope your aunt has somehow accessed your account and just wrote that.

[Hudak-Budak]

I was talking about the BBQ sauce, not the cucumber sauce.

[MungMan]

well played.


you know my sauce is the boss.

[Koreelove]

Rib, you're killing me with that username

:lol

[seekupig]

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

-Jack Handy

[steffie224]

Dustin's on the bottle again.

[seekupig]

Dustin's on the bottle again.


:blah

[angelces]

Dustin's on the bottle again.
when was he off the bottle? :confused

[steffie224]

:blah

:middlefinger

[angelces]

:middlefinger
i thought that was saved for me. :( :lonely

[seekupig]

:middlefinger

:(

[Rob D]

ribleigh :lmao

[steffie224]

:(:lol :lol

awwwww, I can't stay mad at you.

get rid of that avatar! :lol

[steffie224]

i thought that was saved for me. :( :lonelyyou get the whole fist baby.

[seekupig]

when was he off the bottle? :confused

this morning for a few hours....

[angelces]

you get the whole fist baby.
:drool

:lol

[angelces]

this morning for a few hours....
no that when you were coming DOWN off the bottle.

not the same.

[seekupig]

no that when you were coming DOWN off the bottle.

not the same.

details, details... i wasn't drinking and that counts in my book.

[steffie224]

Hey Dustrib- you have to get permission from K-Pants to let Burger Bear be on your av. That's her teddy bear I molested.

[seekupig]

Hey Dustrib- you have to get permission from K-Pants to let Burger Bear be on your av. That's her teddy bear I molested.

for fucks sake, i just can't make you happy can i? i've got one...... you're gonna love it.... :mad

[angelces]

details, details... i wasn't drinking and that counts in my book.
mmmm drinking...

*goes and gets the jager from the cooler.*

[steffie224]

for fucks sake, i just can't make you happy can i? i've got one...... you're gonna love it.... :mad

don't start that shit mister.

edit: i never said i was unhappy

[steffie224]

dustin is such a baby when he's drunk.

[seekupig]

dustin is such a baby when he's drunk.


maybe... but you're a baby when you're not. which is worse?


i still :ribs you.:)

[steffie224]

Don't misunderstand, I'm a baby all the time.

:onlychild

[angelces]

*ponders sending Dustin new boobs for an avatar*

[seekupig]

Don't misunderstand, I'm a baby all the time.

:onlychild

don't misunderstand, i don't play that shit.

:threeyoungersisters

[SheSaid]

Is there anything to talk about other than Ribs. I am going to start a new thread called "Chicken"

[steffie224]

Is there anything to talk about other than Ribs. I am going to start a new thread called "Chicken"

dork! go away!

[jbcii55]

Is there anything to talk about other than Ribs. I am going to start a new thread called "Chicken"



yeah - Steffie's tits....mmmmmmmmmm - tender and juicy!!!

[steffie224]

*ponders sending Dustin new boobs for an avatar*

NOOOOOO! I cannot be replaced!

[seekupig]

yeah - Steffie's tits....mmmmmmmmmm - tender and juicy!!!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :ribs

[seekupig]

NOOOOOO! I cannot be replaced!

understatement of the year.

[angelces]

NOOOOOO! I cannot be replaced!
awww :therethere

[SheSaid]

yeah - Steffie's tits....mmmmmmmmmm - tender and juicy!!!Yes they are real and are spectacular

[steffie224]

understatement of the year.

your face is an understatement.

: playedout

[Adam]

i love scotch...scotchy scotch scotch...here it goes down, down into my belly.

[seekupig]

: playedout

:athousandtimes

[steffie224]

:athousandtimes

:gladwe'reonthesamepage

[jbcii55]

:thumbsup :thumbsup :ribs


there's a rumor going around on Fonz' MySpace site that Steffie's boobs are implants...... and that the man with the "trenchcoat" and "Jared" were backstage trying to find the truth about that matter.....and also, that when DMB found out that Steffie's boobs were really "fake," they decided to play "Stay" instead of "Last Stop"......


so in conclusion.....FUCK YOU STEFFIE FOR BLOWING OUR N2 ENCORE IN C'VILLE!!! :sob

[angelces]

wow never thought i'd see the day where a boob pic was actually turned down

:(

[seekupig]

wow never thought i'd see the day where a boob pic was actually turned down

:(

i'll take it. this baby with the jager bottle is starting to bother me.... well, not really. i just love boobies.

[Hudak-Budak]

i love scotch...scotchy scotch scotch...here it goes down, down into my belly.

Where the fuck did you come from?

[angelces]

i'll take it. this baby with the jager bottle is starting to bother me.... well, not really. i just love boobies.
:lol

[steffie224]

there's a rumor going around on Fonz' MySpace site that Steffie's boobs are implants...... and that the man with the "trenchcoat" and "Jared" were backstage trying to find the truth about that matter.....and also, that when DMB found out that Steffie's boobs were really "fake," they decided to play "Stay" instead of "Last Stop"......


so in conclusion.....FUCK YOU STEFFIE FOR BLOWING OUR N2 ENCORE IN C'VILLE!!! :sob

:lol

you are so fucking random! :lol

[steffie224]

wow never thought i'd see the day where a boob pic was actually turned down

:(

I only wish I had a pic of your voluptuous J's.

[angelces]

I only wish I had a pic of your voluptuous J's.
ask and you shall recieve.

removed

[seekupig]

I only wish I had a pic of your voluptuous J's.

:thumbsup

Random Fact about Charlottesville......

I stole one of angela's bra's so next time i feel the need to bring 2 half gallon bottles of jager with me i don't have to drag the cooler along. call it an "over the shoulder bottle holder".....

[steffie224]

ask and you shall recieve.

removed

holy SHIT!

:drool

I love you.

[angelces]

:thumbsup

Random Fact about Charlottesville......

I stole one of angela's bra's so next time i feel the need to bring 2 half gallon bottles of jager with me i don't have to drag the cooler along. call it an "over the shoulder bottle holder".....
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[steffie224]

nice one dustin! :lol

[angelces]

nice one dustin! :lol
sig worthy and everything

[jbcii55]

ask and you shall recieve.

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hold on there tiger!!! what's up with the clothing? I want my money back!!!!

j/k !!!!

[angelces]

hold on there tiger!!! what's up with the clothing? I want my money back!!!!

j/k !!!!
i can tell your ants join date is after 2004 by that post. :lol

feel free to paypal me $$ if you think the real thing is worth it. ;)

[jbcii55]

i can tell your ants join date is after 2004 by that post. :lol

feel free to paypal me $$ if you think the real thing is worth it. ;)


my lawyer says you have to show me for free!!!! and he's "the only jew that I know..." (quotes Stewie from Harvard in all it's jest)

in the event I don't win the "knock down - drag out" court battle with you....how much we talkin' 'bout? :ribs

[angelces]

my lawyer says you have to show me for free!!!! and he's "the only jew that I know..." (quotes Stewie from Harvard in all it's jest)

in the event I don't win the "knock down - drag out" court battle with you....how much we talkin' 'bout? :ribs
:lol :lol

[steffie224]

sig worthy and everything

I still think my sig is better.

[angelces]

I still think my sig is better.
i think my boobs are better than your sig. :bemused

[Hudak-Budak]

i think my boobs are better than your sig. :bemused

She's right, Steff. Boobs are always > words.

[steffie224]

damnit. you win. as usual.

[Rob D]

I still think my sig is better.


you're talking about my balls, right?

[steffie224]

I said better, not bigger.

[jbcii55]

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Check it out !!!!


thats right - "PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED!!!"

[dmbinchicago]

removed


Check it out !!!!

:glare

:sob

[seekupig]

removed


Check it out !!!!


thats right - "PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED!!!"

be nice...... :sob

[jbcii55]

be nice...... :sob


wow - i hope steffie doesnt see "your post"......

[steffie224]

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Check it out !!!!


thats right - "PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED!!!"
ok, you're really starting to fuck with the wrong person the wrong way.

you may say you're just joking, but you really need to back the fuck off.

[dmbinchicago]

Aww, Steffie's boys come out of the woodwork ;)

[steffie224]

wow - i hope steffie doesnt see "your post"......

what?

__________________________________________________ _______

^^don't cross this

[seekupig]

wow - i hope steffie doesnt see "your post"......

which post is that?

[jbcii55]

what?

__________________________________________________ _______

^^don't cross this


so where do we draw the line on having fun? you know I love you.... peeps telling me to chill....... huh?

[dmbinchicago]

what?

__________________________________________________ _______

^^don't cross this

I'll cross your line.

I don't even know what that means!

[steffie224]

that was post 666 jeff. you are, in fact, lucifer.

[jbcii55]

whatever......

[Rob D]

:whistles

[seekupig]

:whistles

:sorry :blush

[GSUdawg521]

:crickets

[GSUdawg521]

Wow, this place really did just die

[jbcii55]

Wow, this place really did just die

huh? :ribs

[GSUdawg521]

huh? :ribs

Mine was the last post on the board for a long time

[jbcii55]

Mine was the last post on the board for a long time


i just spent the last 20 minutes going thru what recording was the "best" N3-Gorge.....and I was sad in my conclusion........

[seekupig]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

-Jack Handy

[steffie224]

The best part is his name is Jack Handy. Why did it take my demented mind this long to find that amusing?

[angelces]

The best part is his name is Jack Handy. Why did it take my demented mind this long to find that amusing?
:lol

[Janelle]

The best part is his name is Jack Handy. Why did it take my demented mind this long to find that amusing?

Your mind has been on my rack this entire time, that's why.


:ribs

[seekupig]

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

-Jack Handy

[steffie224]

Your mind has been on my rack this entire time, that's why.


:ribs

ain't that the truth.

angela's too. Jaaaaaaaaaayyyy-CUP! [/jeffsinging]

[steffie224]

boobie overload killed the thread.

[Janelle]

You talk as if there is a such a thing.

[steffie224]

no such thing?

as boobie overload?

killing the thread?

or peace in the middle east?

I'm confused.

[angelces]

ain't that the truth.

angela's too. Jaaaaaaaaaayyyy-CUP! [/jeffsinging]
wait waitwait. I hung out with jeff this weekend? and he sang to my boobs? what's going on here?

[Janelle]

no such thing?

as boobie overload?

killing the thread?

or peace in the middle east?

I'm confused.
The answer is always :ribs

[Rob D]

one time, in florida, my friend went and saw jack handey.

[steffie224]

jeff has a trademark singing voice he does when he says things. It's hilarious and quite contagious.

He never sang to your boobs, no...but you just have to imagine him singing those words in a high voice. He rocks.

[Siserilla]

one time, in florida, my friend went and saw jack handey.

Bitch! I'll kill you!

[Hudak-Budak]

You'll have to come correct, Lissa. Boobytrapping your shampoo just don't cut it. That's bush league.

[Rob D]

Lissa! Look At Me!

[Mave Datthews!]

Rib D......... pffffffffffffffffffffff :lmao

[Janelle]

one time, in florida, my friend went and saw jack handey.
:lmao You're just racking up the dick points lately :lol

[Siserilla]

Lissa! Look At Me!

:sob keep on.

[angelces]

:lmao You're just racking up the dick points lately :lol
:thumbsup

[boarder]

I just :ribs myself.

[Janelle]

Nothing like getting ribbed on my lunch break :ribs

[boarder]

:boarder

Glad I could make your day!

[Rob D]

:lmao You're just racking up the dick points lately :lol

dick points? :think sounds like i'd want to have those...

[Rob D]

(am i really being a dick? i think i'm funny)

[Siserilla]

at least someone thinks you're funny.

[Janelle]

(am i really being a dick? i think i'm funny)
Between that and you yelling at the little kid I am rolling.

[boarder]

(am i really being a dick? i think i'm funny)
I vote funny.

[Rob D]

did anyone catch the ryder cup last week? i couldn't believe russia played the way they did. ;)

[Rob D]

the ;) makes it ok for me to make fun of people.

[Rob D]

Between that and you yelling at the little kid I am rolling.

i seriously would've yelled at the kid.

[Rob D]

I vote funny.

i vote your face.

[Janelle]

did anyone catch the ryder cup last week? i couldn't beleive russia played the way they did. ;)
My sides :lol They had to drop out, bad pork.

[Rob D]

working on a double turkey...

[Janelle]

i seriously would've yelled at the kid.

:lol I don't doubt it for a second. :ribs

[Rob D]

dammit, jen.

[Siserilla]

dammit!

[Siserilla]

When I'm driving home to FLORIDA, I might have to take a detour to Raleigh and kick your ass, Rib D.

[Janelle]

working on a double turkey...
:lol :lol :lol

Not funny, I bet Lissa knows how to cook one of those.

[Janelle]

When I'm driving home to FLORIDA, I might have to take a detour to Raleigh and kick your ass, Rib D.
Do it. I can give you directions ;)

[Siserilla]

Awesome;) I might be taking you up on that.

[Hudak-Budak]

I forget what it was, but the Simpson's reference Gary pulled out when we were watching the skateboarders had me crying for some reason.

[boarder]

:lol :lol :lol

Not funny, I bet Lissa knows how to cook one of those.

I bet she can make a turduckin too. I want one of those.

[boarder]

I forget what it was, but the Simpson's reference Gary pulled out when we were watching the skateboarders had me crying for some reason.
You are worthless.

[boarder]

i vote your face.

I vote your taint.

[Janelle]

I forget what it was, but the Simpson's reference Gary pulled out when we were watching the skateboarders had me crying for some reason.
Hans Sprungfeld?? :lol I can't remember either. I spent the entire weekend laughing.

[Hudak-Budak]

You are worthless.

You shut your mouth. If you hadn't been too cool for us, you would have heard it, too.

[Janelle]

I vote your taint.

winner.

[boarder]

Foursome with Rib D's taint, an emo Ryan, and Lissa in her chef's hat.

e: It was delayed, but it is still and amazing foursome.

[Hudak-Budak]

Hans Sprungfeld?? :lol I can't remember either. I spent the entire weekend laughing.

I know it was something Ralph said, maybe about Principal Skinner?

[boarder]

You shut your mouth. If you hadn't been too cool for us, you would have heard it, too.
You all were too cool for us. All of you with your "We're just going to wing it" attitude. "Fuck everyone else, if they want to see us, they have to come here."

Well you know what? I did come and see you. And I didn't get fucked. Goddammit.



:ribs

[Hudak-Budak]

You all were too cool for us. All of you with your "We're just going to wing it" attitude. "Fuck everyone else, if they want to see us, they have to come here."

Well you know what? I did come and see you. And I didn't get fucked. Goddammit.



:ribs

I find this funny, what with you constantly going on and on about needing more spontanaeity in our relationship.

[Siserilla]

ryan. you're such a man whore. that's why i love you. you really need to get std test more often though. i'm tired of constantly fighting off crabs.

love

lissa.

[Rob D]

When I'm driving home to FLORIDA, I might have to take a detour to Raleigh and kick your ass, Rib D.

don't come to my hometown, woman...bad things await.

[Siserilla]

It's on. Bitch.

[Rob D]

I know it was something Ralph said, maybe about Principal Skinner?

Ralph: Prinscipal Skipple, Prinscipal Skimpster. I found something. [all gather] It's a spearhead.
Miss Hoover: That's your trowel blade, Ralph, it fell off the handle.
Ralph: And I found it.
Miss Hoover: You sure did. Here's a rubber ball.

[Hudak-Budak]

Ralph: Prinscipal Skipple, Prinscipal Skimpster. I found something. [all gather] It's a spearhead.
Miss Hoover: That's your trowel blade, Ralph, it fell off the handle.
Ralph: And I found it.
Miss Hoover: You sure did. Here's a rubber ball.

:lmao That's it.

[Janelle]

:lmao That's it.
I don't think I was in the room for that little gem.

[seekupig]

don't come to my hometown, woman...bad things await.

:thumbsup :sob

[Rob D]

I don't think I was in the room for that little gem.

it was in pete's car while waiting outside crumbo's hotel.

[Siserilla]

:thumbsup :sob

you're the first on my list.