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McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:00 PM
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McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:01 PM
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McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:02 PM
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LieIn0urGraves
Dec 23, 2009, 10:13 PM
No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel


KRAMER: Ah, gentlemen.. bagels on the house!

JERRY: How was your first day?

KRAMER: Oh, fantastic! (Jerry and George both pick out a bagel) It felt so good to get my hands back in taht dough.

(Jerry and George stop before they take a bite from their bagels)

JERRY: Your hands were in the dough?

KRAMER: No, I didn't make these bagels. (Jerry and George both take a bite) Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. (Jerry and George

stop eating) Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.

(George spits his bagel out)
McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:18 PM
Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Cosmo Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"
Frank Costanza: "It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: "That must have been some doll."
Frank Costanza: "She was."[6]
McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:19 PM
Cosmo Kramer: "And is there a tree?"
Frank Costanza: "No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
Frank Costanza: "It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio."
McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:19 PM
Frank Costanza: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"

Frank Costanza: "The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!"
George Costanza: "Oh, God."
LieIn0urGraves
Dec 23, 2009, 10:20 PM
Probably more appropriate for the thread

FRANK: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear

about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!

GEORGE: Oh, God.

FRANK: (To George) Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.
LieIn0urGraves
Dec 23, 2009, 10:21 PM
Seriously this is one of the best episodes!
McGinnisM
Dec 23, 2009, 10:22 PM
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LieIn0urGraves
Dec 23, 2009, 10:23 PM
FRANK: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.

GEORGE: Not the feats of strength..

FRANK: This year, the honor goes to Mr. Kramer.

KRAMER: Uh-oh. Oh, gee, Frank, I'm sorry. I gotta go. I have to work a double shift at H&H.

JERRY: I thought you were on strike?

KRAMER: Well, I caved. I mean, I really had to use their bathroom. Frank, no offence, but this holiday is a little (makes a series of noises) out there.

GEORGE: Kramer! You can't go! Who's gonna do the feats of strength?

(Exit Kramer)

KRUGER: (Sipping liquor from a flask) How about George?

FRANK: Good thinking, Kruger. Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

GEORGE: Oh, please, somebody, stop this!

FRANK: (Taking off his sweater) Let's rumble!
DMBdolphan
Dec 24, 2009, 12:42 AM
All night to my tables my quote has been,"Have a Festive, and Merry HannaKwanzaMas":think
DMBTattoo
Dec 24, 2009, 06:43 PM
i knew someone would post this...thanks Mike!! LOL
Mave Datthews!
Dec 28, 2009, 10:25 AM
Stop cryin' an' FIGHT YA FATHA!